Agent Armstrong: How long did Fez and Laurie date before they got married?
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Fez: Who needs to date? I had her in the sack faster than you can say "corn on the cob."
Kitty: Speaking of dates, I make an incredible date-nut bread. The secret is to soak the dates in some good strong rum. Which reminds me, who needs a drink? I know I do.
Eric: I... I don't know how long they dated. I... Oh, my god, I'm going to prison, aren't I? I'm gonna get shanked.