Agent Armstrong: What is Fez's favorite tv show?
[montage:]
Fez: Well, it depends. Basically, I just flip until I see nipples.
Kitty: Sometimes, I feel like a loaf of bread. Everyone keeps taking a slice of me until all that's left are two crusty pieces that nobody wants. And I just want to scream, "Appreciate me, damn it." But I don't. Why? Because my mother always told me that nice girls shouldn't make a fuss. And now, I am a flipping doormat!
Eric: Okay, look, man. Prison is not an option for me, okay? I can't pee in front of other people.