Jackie: Michael, there is no way Brooke said you're off the hook. Okay, I bet she said, "I'm gonna take every penny you have, you irresponsible bastard," because that's what I would say.
Kelso: No. She definitely said "off the hook." Man, I am one tall, cute, lucky kid.
Hyde: So that's it, man? It's like this thing with you and Brooke never happened?
Kelso: Yeah. Wait, no. I mean, there's still gonna be a baby out there. But... My life's back to normal. Sorta. I mean, it's kind of weird. I'm not gonna think about it 'cause I don't need to. I should be happy right now. You know what? I am happy right now. Yeah. I think.
Donna: Yeah, think, feel, look deep inside, like deep, deep inside almost to China. There's a good guy in there.
Kelso: You know what? Don't lecture me, okay? I went to her, and I tried to talk to her, and she said it was cool, which is awesome, because this could, like, screw up my whole life.
Hyde: Yeah, man, you know, you gotta stay focused if you're gonna invent those quadruple Oreos.
Kelso: Those are a secret, man.