Kelso: At first, when you told me that I was off the hook, I was like totally psyched, right? But then I started to think about it, and I don't wanna be off the hook. I wanna be a part of this kid's life.
Brooke: Michael, I didn't let you off the hook to be nice. I just don't think you understand what it means to have a baby.
Kelso: No, but I do. It means taking him to T-ball games and teaching him how to ride a bike and taking him to the doctor when he's sick.
Brooke: And what if it's a girl?
Kelso: Oh, it's not gonna be a girl. We did it standing up.
Brooke: Uh-huh.
Kelso: Okay, maybe this will change your mind. I went and got some stuff today to welcome the little guy into the world. This little sweater to keep him warm. And this little hat to keep the sun off of his face. And I got some pop rocks 'cause I always wanted to see a baby eat pop rocks.
Brooke: Michael, if you get involved, I'm just gonna have two babies to take care of instead of one.
Kelso: Look, you can try to get rid of me, but I'm not walking away from this.
Brooke: I'm sorry. I just don't want you to be the father of my child.