Kelso: This is all your fault. Yeah, "go talk to her and do the right thing."
Donna: Kelso, I'm so sorry. I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better.
Kelso: Well, there isn't.
Donna: Okay, fine. I'll give you 10 seconds to squeeze my ass as much as you want.
Kelso: [places hand on Donna's butt] I never thought I'd say this, but there's some things that a girl's ass can't fix.