Agent Armstrong: Okay, first question... What kind of toothpaste does Fez use?
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Fez: Um, I brush my teeth with Colgate. It is the only thing that cuts through the Milk Duds.
Red: Who the hell cares about toothpaste? This kid and my daughter are...
Kitty: Happy, happy, happy! [laughs]
Eric: I... Wait, why am I under oath? 'Cause if I say Crest and the answer is minty Crest, I mean, that's like, uh, perjury. What's gonna happen to me? Oh, my god, why are you writing this down?