Quote from Eric in I'm Free
Agent Armstrong: Okay, first question... What kind of toothpaste does Fez use? [montage:] Fez: Um, I brush my teeth with Colgate. It is the only thing that cuts through the Milk Duds. Red: Who the hell cares about toothpaste? This kid and my daughter are... Kitty: Happy, happy, happy! [laughs] Eric: I... Wait, why am I under oath? 'Cause if I say Crest and the answer is minty Crest, I mean, that's like, uh, perjury. What's gonna happen to me? Oh, my god, why are you writing this down?