Sandra Quote #204
Quote from Sandra in California (Part 1)
Glenn: So what have I gotta do to put that boy into your home today, huh?
Sandra: You know, Glenn, I really, really wanna be a mom and I'm definitely planning to adopt, but I wasn't planning to do it today.
Glenn: Oh, no. Of course not, no. Adoption isn't that simple. It can be a long process. But as a first step, I was able to work my connections with the foster agency, and they can arrange for Tony to sleep at your house starting tonight.
Sandra: Oh. It's good to have connections.
Garrett: You know, Glenn, you can't expect her to take this kid into her home without talking to Jerry first, right, Sandra?
Sandra: Yeah, I should really discuss this with him.
Glenn: Oh. Yeah, absolutely. Why don't you call him now?
Sandra: Oh, now? Um, okay. [takes out phone] Hi. It's me. Glenn wants us to adopt a 17-year-old and his sharks. Uh-huh. Three of them. Yep, you're right. I'll tell him. Thanks. He's okay with it. [Glenn gasps]
Garrett: Are you sure? 'Cause he could have said anything, and we wouldn't know.
Sandra: Yeah.
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Quote from Dina
Jonah: Yeah, I will, although I'll have to check with Amy because I'm not sure the new shipment came in last night.
Dina: Well, Amy is at the eye doctor.
Jonah: Yeah, I know. I mean when she gets back.
Dina: From the eye doctor.
Jonah: Yep.
Dina: 'Cause that's where she is.
Jonah: Mm-hmm.
Dina: They're checking her out for a dead spot.
Jonah: What?
Dina: Yeah. Right eye, 10 degrees off center, about the size of a baseball, she said.
Jonah: Wow, that's a lot of detail.
Dina: It is, and I bet you're wondering why she hasn't mentioned it. It's because she doesn't want you to worry.
Jonah: Uh-huh.
Dina: Yeah. You know, because if the dead spot gets worse, and let's be honest, it will, you're gonna be the person taking care of her. Feeding, bathing, describing the ocean. Anyway, it's gonna be beautiful. Like a Nicholas Sparks novel. I'm excited about that for you.
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Dina: Could you restock the Icelandic yogurt when you get a chance? Apparently, every country in Europe gets a shot now.
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Cheyenne: Hey, Mateo, can I ask you something and promise not to freak out?
Mateo: No.
Cheyenne: Uh-huh. Okay, so if 500 people bought tickets to my party, how many do you think will actually show up? Probably, like, 30, right?
Mateo: You sold 500 tickets?
Cheyenne: My friend Chloe reposted it, so it really took off in the foot fetish community.