Jonah Quote #485
Quote from Jonah in Zephra Cares
Jonah: Sandra, you have to stop. I know you and Jerry don't, like, talk to a lot of people, but this is just meaningless banter.
Judy: 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. Hi. Jonah.
Jonah: Oh, hey, yeah. You were here before.
Justine: Yeah, Judy, yeah. Culinary student. [both chuckle]
Jonah: Yeah, right.
Judy: Yeah, I don't usually do this, and maybe I'm crazy, but I feel like we had a... connection.
Jonah: Ah.
Judy: And I just... I'm just wondering, would you like to have coffee sometime?
Jonah: You know what? I did enjoy our... our friendly conversation. Mm-hmm. So why not?
Judy: Oh, good.
Superstore Quotes
‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
Quote from Garrett
Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.