Cheyenne Quote #267
Quote from Cheyenne in Zephra Cares
Cheyenne: Oh, hey, Glenn. Just a heads up, you might be getting a call from my landlady.
Glenn: Oh, fun! Oh, wait, is everything okay?
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. It's just 'cause you cosigned the lease, and Bo and I were late on the rent last month. And this month. She's crazy. She's got, like, a total boner for rent.
Glenn: Cheyenne, if you're having money problems, I'm more than happy to help.
Cheyenne: Oh, thanks, but no, we'll figure it out. It's just, you know, groceries and kid expenses and then you get caught up in a pyramid scheme and then your husband breaks his tailbone at backyard wrestling.
Glenn: Oh.
Cheyenne: Anyway, I'm gonna go see if Robot Glenn sucked up any change.
Superstore Quotes
‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
Quote from Garrett
Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.