Garrett Quote #437
Quote from Garrett in Zephra Cares
Glenn: Fine! I gave them to the staff.
Amy: Why? Glenn, what were you thinking?
Glenn: Our people are struggling, Amy.
Amy: Okay, you know what? Just... You're gonna have to get the packages back.
Garrett: Oh. Well, you almost pulled off a Robin Hood, except you gave to the poor by stealing from the really poor.
Dina: He's picturing the fox Robin Hood.
Garrett: I'm picturing the man one.
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Quote from Jonah
Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
Quote from Garrett
Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.