Garrett Quote #436
Quote from Garrett in Zephra Cares
Dina: I found the thief. It was Cheyenne. She took the care packages.
Cheyenne: I'm telling you, somebody just put this in my locker. I haven't stolen anything in, like, a really long time.
Amy: Okay, I'm sure that there's an explanation for this. My employees are not criminals. Well, actually, some of them are, but everyone deserves a second chance. This is not the point, Amy.
Glenn: It wasn't Cheyenne! [off Amy's look] And I know that because I have a hunch. I have a very good hunch.
Garrett: Wait, it was Glenn. He's lying right now because he stole the stuff. [laughs] Not so dumb now. I figured it out. It was obvious to everyone, huh?
Dina: Yes.
Amy: Pretty obvious.
Mateo: So obvious.
Isabel: Yeah, we all got that.
Superstore Quotes
‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
Quote from Garrett
Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.