Glenn Quote #602
Quote from Glenn in Cereal Bar
Amy: But you know, Kira might ask you all some questions, so I thought it would be good for us to practice, you know? Like, Glenn, pretend I'm Kira. But she's just a normal person. Just think of it like you're talking to me.
Glenn: "Me" as in you, or "me" as in her?
Amy: "Me" as in me, Amy.
Glenn: But you just said that I should pretend that you're her.
Amy: Right, and I'm saying talk to her like she's me.
Glenn: Okay, I should, or she should?
Amy: Oh, you know what, I forgot to mention that not everybody has to be on this call.
Glenn: Oh, thank God. [runs out]
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Glenn: The storm shelter is just a great place to get things off your chest. Whenever I have troubles, I come down here and I shout 'em out.
Garrett: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Glenn: Here, watch me. [shouts] Why did I have a baby so late in life? [talks] You know, stuff like that.
Garrett: You know, I think I understand what you're saying, but maybe I could use some more examples.
Glenn: Okay, um... Diabetes stinks! I think I voted wrong! I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much! It's unprofessional!
Garrett: Still not getting it.
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Amy: Good morning, Store 1217. We have a very exciting surprise today. Zephra has sent us a little break room upgrade just to say "Welcome to the Z-Fam." They asked me to say it that way, and I'm happy to.
Glenn: Okay, let me guess. Ah... It's a pipe organ. Oh, my gosh, I can call Judy from the church and she'll give us lessons, though you have to practice 'cause otherwise you're just wasting her time.
Amy: Don't need Judy. Not a pipe organ.