Dina Quote #621
Quote from Dina in Sandra's Wedding
Amy: Carol, you can't do that!
Dina: Yeah, that carrier's way too sturdy. The cat will never explode.
Amy: No, Dina. I mean, like, she shouldn't kill the cat.
Dina: Yeah, and she won't, if she throws it in that carrier.
Carol: It could totally die in here, Dina.
Dina: It's a 15-foot drop. These things are built sturdy for travel. It will absorb all of the impact.
Amy: Dina, this really isn't the point.
Carol: This is a very good plan.
Dina: It is a terrible plan. The bottom's completely rubberized. Look at it.
Carol: No, it's not completely...
[As Carol lifts up the carrier to look at the underside, Dina kicks her and grabs it]
Amy: We got the cat back!
Dina: We? You just stood there with your wang in the wind!
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‘Sandra's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Sandra: You guys are the best. I love you all.
All: Aw...
Carol: Wait! Don't eat that. They're filled with laxatives.
Dina: What? Why? I mean, I get that some of you may have that problem. For the record, I do not. My doctor is begging me to eat less fiber. I won't do it.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So, uh, one story that comes to mind when I think of Jerry is Jerry and I went to... A rodeo. Yeah, yeah, it's funny, because we're in a cowboy restaurant, but I would've told this story either way. Um, so we're at the rodeo, right? And we're watching these guys ride the bucking broncos. And Jerry leans over to me and says... "I can do that." [laughter]
Sandra: Really?
Jerry: [laughs]
Garrett: It was so sad. So sad.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So we're flying, okay? We're doing 80 down the freeway, and the mob guys are chasing us 'cause they had money on the rodeo, all right? And I lean over to Jerry. I go, "Jerry, what are you getting me into here?" And Jerry, calm as a cucumber, looks at me, tips down his sunglasses, and goes, "Welcome to my life." [laughter]
Sandra: "Welcome to my life"!
Garrett: So, Sandra, welcome to Jerry's life. Let's all raise a glass to many more adventures. Congratulations.
All: Cheers.
Sandra: When did you get sunglasses?
Jerry: I guess at a rodeo.