Sandra Quote #174
Howard: Yeah, we talked earlier on the phone. I'm Dina's dad, Howard. I... I called the number back and they gave me the store address. The app said it was a 47‐minute drive. I made it in 40 flat.
Sandra: Congrats.
Howard: Our conversation left me with more than a few questions. I mean, she's dead? She's dying...
Sandra: Sir, the truth is, Dina's fine. She wanted me to fake her death to make you feel bad.
Howard: Well, I guess, uh, can't say I don't deserve it. I'm no golden jackal when it comes to parenting. They're incredible fathers. Is Dina in the store?
Sandra: Yes, but small heads‐up. She's very angry. If she goes for a choke hold, it's best to just pretend you've passed out, okay?
Dina: Dad? [runs over and hugs Howard]
Sandra: Now that everything's out in the open, my name isn't actually Sandra Johnson. It's Sandra Kaluiokalani.
Howard: Yeah, sure it is.
Superstore Quotes
‘Myrtle’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: I can't believe Myrtle's gone.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she was so sweet, and lived through so much. Her e‐mail address was from Yahoo.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: You're selling bootleg makeup.
Cheyenne: Shh. Corona turned me on to her little side hustle selling this makeup, and she's been making bank. She keeps Instagramming herself rolling around in money.
Mateo: Ew. Money is filthy.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she got a staph infection from it, but she can afford mad antibiotics now.
Mateo: Lucy May? [scoffs] Cheyenne, I've heard about this. This is a pyramid scheme.
Cheyenne: No, no, no, it's called multi‐level marketing. The different levels get smaller and smaller as you go up. It's kind of shaped like a triangle.
Mateo: Trust me. It's a scam. It'll just make your money problems worse.
Cheyenne: But it's so easy. I just recruit people, and then I get a cut. It's like I'm a makeup pimp.
Quote from Sandra
Amy: When I first hired Myrtle to be my assistant, she used to leave loose hot dogs on my desk every day. I think she thought I'd asked for that, but she just really cared.
Glenn: She did. And she was really getting a lot less racist towards the end.
All: Yeah.
Sandra: She still called me Moana sometimes, but at least she saw the movie. Representation matters.