Amy Quote #528
Quote from Amy in Shoplifter Rehab
Jonah: Okay, well, Maya can't fire you for union stuff.
Amy: Well, maybe that's why she's here. She's sticking around until she finds something else she can fire me for.
Jonah: Like what? Your numbers are good. You don't do drugs. You don't steal. Well, I've seen you pocket Splenda packets in the café, but we're talking, what, like, a handful?
Amy: It's in the hundreds.
Superstore Quotes
‘Shoplifter Rehab’ Quotes
Quote from Amy
Jonah: I oversold it, didn't I? I always do that. I should have just said, "It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it."
Amy: It just made me uncomfortable. I already have enough trouble as a working mom. I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?
Garrett: Wow, big step. I'm surprised you weren't worried about ruining your personalized recommendations.
Jonah: Oh, good God.
Quote from Amy
Maya: Also, did you know that your pug-a-day calendar is a week ahead?
Amy: Yeah, I get curious.