Amy Quote #535

Quote from Amy in Shoplifter Rehab

Amy: And then she said she thought I was smart and capable, which, duh. And I mean, I know this is silly, but she even mentioned something like... I don't know... someone like me had a future at Corporate.
Jonah: Wow. Sounds like Corporate's really pulling out all the stops. Taking you to lunch, trying to buy your allegiance with some bogus career opportunity... It's the same crap they pulled with Jeff.
Amy: Well, I mean, I don't know that it was a ploy. I mean, is it so hard to believe she just thinks I'm a good manager?
Jonah: No, no. You're obviously a great manager. It's just there's always an agenda with these people. Anyway, it's not like you're truly considering going off to be an executive at Cloud 9.
Amy: Ha. Yeah. I mean, could you imagine... me going off to the dark side? [Jonah chuckles] Why are there pictures of Jerusha in my office?

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 ‘Shoplifter Rehab’ Quotes

Quote from Amy

Jonah: I oversold it, didn't I? I always do that. I should have just said, "It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it."
Amy: It just made me uncomfortable. I already have enough trouble as a working mom. I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?
Garrett: Wow, big step. I'm surprised you weren't worried about ruining your personalized recommendations.
Jonah: Oh, good God.

Quote from Amy

Maya: Also, did you know that your pug-a-day calendar is a week ahead?
Amy: Yeah, I get curious.