Amy Quote #531

Quote from Amy in Shoplifter Rehab

Amy: Next rule, always clock in on time.
Russell: What if on your way to work, you see a plane crash and need to stop to pull passengers from the wreckage?
Amy: Um, if on your way in, you see a plane crash, then you can be late.
Cheyenne: Oh, but what about a train crash?
Amy: Um, any of the crashes. All right, we're moving on.
Marcus: Well, what if it's a fender bender where someone could have been hurt?
Jonah: Okay, Marcus, I'm sure they're fine. We should probably keep going.
Marcus: But what if they're not? What if they have a baby in the back and it's, like, loose and it's rolling around like a volleyball?
Amy: All right, that's it. I'm writing you up for insubordination.
Marcus: I get written up for that, but Russell can smoke pot in the garden center?
Amy: What? Well, I didn't know that was happening, so now that I do, I'm gonna write him up.

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Jonah: I oversold it, didn't I? I always do that. I should have just said, "It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it."
Amy: It just made me uncomfortable. I already have enough trouble as a working mom. I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?
Garrett: Wow, big step. I'm surprised you weren't worried about ruining your personalized recommendations.
Jonah: Oh, good God.

Quote from Amy

Maya: Also, did you know that your pug-a-day calendar is a week ahead?
Amy: Yeah, I get curious.