Dina Quote #563
Quote from Dina in Forced Hire
Dina: Fish in the locker? What kind of bush-league crap is that?
Garrett: Well, I didn't put a lot of thought in it because I didn't want to do it.
Dina: Okay, you're gonna need some help, so I'm willing to let you borrow this.
Garrett: Dina, you still have that bag of meth? We talked about this. You gotta turn that in.
Dina: Then what would I do in situations like this when I need a bag of meth? Okay, so, you're talking to Colleen, you casually... drop it at her feet. I bring Amy by and, "Oh, Colleen, did this just fall out of your pocket?" And she's all, "What? That's not..." and Amy's like, "Bup, bup, bup, Colleen. I don't wanna hear it. You're fired. And on your way out, give that bag of meth back to Dina."
Garrett: All right, look. Dina, I wanna help you out, but this is a little extreme.
Dina: You know, most reasonable people would expect one deed of penance per dead bird, and here I am very generously offering you a package deal. All you have to do is plant some illegal drugs on an innocent, but terrible woman.
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‘Forced Hire’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Just a reminder about our emotional support snake policy. We don't have one, so please do not bring your... [Dina grabs the microphone]
Dina: You know how I said there's no way I will ever forgive you for what happened to my birds? Well, guess what? There is a way. I need you to make Colleen quit because I hate her.
Garrett: Okay, so you hate Colleen, you hate me... How many enemies do you have?
Dina: 37. 36, and then my bitch neighbor had a baby.
Garrett: All right, look, Dina, I don't have any beef with this woman and I don't know how you'd go about making someone quit.
Dina: Well, you managed to make my birds quit living. I'm sure you can figure something out. Just get her out of here and make sure I'm not tied to it at all and I'll stop doing things like this. [knocks over drink]
Garrett: That was Elias's.
Dina: Oh, well, that's fine. Elias is also on my list.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: It's supposed to be a pyramid. I think you, of all people, could handle that.
Sayid: I'm Syrian, not Egyptian.
Mateo: Clearly.
[later, Mateo stops Sarah as she stacks a shelf of cleaning products:]
Mateo: Don't mind me... just making it not look like crap. Labels out. [whispers] Thank you.
[later, Mateo interrupts Janet packing a customer's bag on checkout:]
Mateo: Sorry, she's not usually this bad. [Glenn gasps] Heavy stuff goes in the bottom... because of gravity.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: [groans] God, this sucks. I just feel so useless. And not like the way most people here are useless. I just mean, like, no purpose.