Jonah Quote #413
Quote from Jonah in Sandra's Fight
Robin: I'm saying if you are dating the boss, well then that explains why you're so anti-labor.
Jonah: No! That has nothing to do-
Cheyenne: Yeah, you can't be pro-labor when you're having sex with the boss all the time.
All: Oh!
Jonah: Guys, I'm not anti-labor, okay? I'm just saying... retail is dying. And we're already being replaced by machines that can do our jobs better and faster than us. And- And most of us have no education, no skills, and are just generally terrible. [to Marcus] No offense. [to group] So maybe we should just be happy with what we've got. You know? Because for most of us... this is as good as it's ever gonna get. [silence] That said, I'm generally pro-labor.
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‘Sandra's Fight’ Quotes
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Amy, could I say a few words?
Amy: Um, okay.
Sandra: [stands up] Screw management!
Amy: Okay.
Sandra: Once we clock out Amy can't make us do a damn thing. If you see a loose cart in the parking lot, you can kick it over or shove it into traffic.
Jonah: Seems like just as much work?
Sandra: Also, managers can't give us polygraph tests.
Amy: I wasn't planning on giving anyone a polygraph test.
Sandra: Well, good. 'Cause we ain't taking one, Amy.
Cheyenne: Mm-hmm.
Sandra: Stay strong, people.
Marcus: Whoo! [claps]
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: We have a right to healthy air quality and adequate airflow. Do you feel any airflow? 'Cause I don't feel any airflow.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Rise up. Stand up for your rights. Power to the people. Cute top!
Amy: Hey, Sandra. Um, handing out some flyers?
Sandra: Yeah, do you want one?
Jonah: Sandra says "no" to hate and "yes" to freedom. Seems uncontroversial.
Sandra: I'm not a hero.