Garrett Quote #267
Quote from Garrett in Video Game Release
Garrett: Hey, how you doing, Mr. Evans?
Erick Evans: Good to meet you.
Garrett: Nice to meet you. I'm a huge fan of your voiceover work. In fact, my text alert is you from Alpha Strike saying "Decapitation bonus!"
Erick Evans: [deep voice] Decapitation bonus!
Garrett: [laughs] That is awesome!
Erick Evans: Thanks.
Garrett: Yeah, cool, well, hey. That's all I wanted to say. You know, I just think you're great, and you know, you mean the world to me.
Erick Evans: Okay.
Garrett: That's... that sounded weird. I mean, not the world, but a lot, you know? You, you mean a lot to me. Oh, my mouth, my mouth is so dry. [Erick laughs] Yeah, yeah, I can taste it.
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Dina: Didn't you get my text? The implantation worked. I'm pregnant. [Glenn gasps] Or preggers, as my horrid niece would say, trying to make herself sound like she has a personality.
Glenn: That's the most beautiful, magical thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sandra: [sobs] I'm just so happy for you.
Glenn: Thank you.
Dina: No, I am sure I texted you. It was like a week ago. I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen. "Sorry, pregnant with Glenn with two Ns. LOL." My mechanic.
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Jonah: Frogger is basically a frog Holocaust.
Myrtle: I remember a glitch in the original Donkey Kong where it looks like the ape has a penis.
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Mateo: Jesus Christ.