Garrett Quote #244
Quote from Garrett in Christmas Eve
Glenn: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can we just one-at-a-time this? It's not about a day. It's about looking back on the year we shared and celebrating it.
Dina: Yeah, let's celebrate the year a tornado hit the store.
Jonah: My entire apartment got destroyed.
Garrett: I got a really annoying roommate, and he won't leave.
Amy: I got a divorce.
Sandra: My boyfriend wound up in a coma.
Jonah: I am looking for a place.
Garrett: Not looking hard enough.
Dina: It's just a sucky year.
Sandra: The doctors aren't sure if he'll ever even...
Glenn: Cheyenne, can I have the voltage tester, please?
Superstore Quotes
‘Christmas Eve’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: This is just like the movie Wild Hogs.
Cheyenne: What?
Dina: Wild Hogs!
Cheyenne: Okay.
Amy: And we're sure this is faster than walking?
Quote from Amy
Amy: No, you guys, I'm serious. I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy and, like, run, and one time I stole a car.
Marcus: Yeah. Okay.
Amy: No, you guys, I did. It was 10th grade. I took my math teacher's Kia, drove it to the Burger King, got some French toast sticks, and then I just left it there... like, bounced.
Mateo: The French toast sticks were a little too specific. But nice try.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you would never do that.
Amy: No, I did do that.
Quote from Dina
Amy: I mean, it's just... It's messed up.
Cheyenne: It is so messed up.
Dina: You know what? I'm just gonna say it. Men are from Mars. I just came up with that.