Garrett Quote #228
Quote from Garrett in Grand Re-Opening
Cheyenne: Oh. Why don't you move into Garrett's apartment?
Garrett: No! No. I mean... nah. Jonah doesn't want to live with a roommate. He's an adult.
Jonah: Yeah, no. I... I mean, I... I would, I would love that, but I would never... I would never impose.
Garrett: But I mean, it wouldn't be a problem. I could do it. It's just that it's... really cramped.
Jonah: Sure, sure, yeah.
Cheyenne: Oh. I thought you had a two-bedroom.
Garrett: Ah, okay. Sure, yes, you know, if you want to get architectural about it, then yes, I do have a second bedroom, but, when you use a wheelchair, you need multiple bedrooms.
Cheyenne: Oh. Why?
Garrett: Safety. Excuse me. Gotta go.
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‘Grand Re-Opening’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: Look, we can always redo stuff tomorrow, so for now, it's better to do things fast and bad than slow and good.
Cheyenne: But fast and good is better.
Amy: What are you doing?
Cheyenne: What? Fast and good is better than fast and bad.
Amy: Yes, but for now, we're gonna prioritize speed.
Cheyenne: Okay. I'm... I'm prioritizing both.
Amy: You can't prioritize both!
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: [on recording] Hi, I'm Glenn. This is my voice.
Glenn: How come no one ever told me that I sounded like that?
Amy: We thought you knew.
Glenn: But that's not how I sound on the inside! On the inside, I sound like, "Hi, I'm Glenn."
Jonah: That's the same voice.
Glenn: Not what you hear. What I hear.
Quote from Garrett
Jonah: Okay, roomie.
Garrett: Oh. House rules. Do not touch my video game stuff. No talking during Game of Thrones. No cooking fish. And leave me out of your coffee-making process.
Jonah: I'll have to, because it's a French single press.
Garrett: I do not like fragrant soaps. On Wednesday, my Black friends come over, so do not be around. What else? Parking spots. You don't get one.