Glenn Quote #287
Quote from Glenn in Grand Re-Opening
Glenn: Okay, you're going to have to redo the whole thing.
Earl: I'd have to take everything off the shelf to move it.
Glenn: Well, then it's a bad day to be Earl, isn't it? [Earl sighs] Don't sigh! I can hear you sighing!
Amy: Glenn.
Glenn: What?
Amy: We don't have time to restock a whole shelf.
Glenn: Exactly. See, Earl? Now you've pissed off Amy, too. Sometimes I think the whole world's incompetent.
Amy: You know what, Glenn? I am so glad that you finished writing your speech so quickly, so that you could be here to supervise everything.
Glenn: My speech?
Amy: Well, yeah, I mean, obviously you're going to have to speak at the ribbon cutting.
Glenn: Obviously. [walks off]
Amy: Don't worry! We'll do the best we can without you. [to Earl] Leave the shelf where it is. [Earl sighs] Not today, Earl.
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‘Grand Re-Opening’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: Look, we can always redo stuff tomorrow, so for now, it's better to do things fast and bad than slow and good.
Cheyenne: But fast and good is better.
Amy: What are you doing?
Cheyenne: What? Fast and good is better than fast and bad.
Amy: Yes, but for now, we're gonna prioritize speed.
Cheyenne: Okay. I'm... I'm prioritizing both.
Amy: You can't prioritize both!
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: [on recording] Hi, I'm Glenn. This is my voice.
Glenn: How come no one ever told me that I sounded like that?
Amy: We thought you knew.
Glenn: But that's not how I sound on the inside! On the inside, I sound like, "Hi, I'm Glenn."
Jonah: That's the same voice.
Glenn: Not what you hear. What I hear.
Quote from Garrett
Jonah: Okay, roomie.
Garrett: Oh. House rules. Do not touch my video game stuff. No talking during Game of Thrones. No cooking fish. And leave me out of your coffee-making process.
Jonah: I'll have to, because it's a French single press.
Garrett: I do not like fragrant soaps. On Wednesday, my Black friends come over, so do not be around. What else? Parking spots. You don't get one.