Glenn Quote #215
Quote from Glenn in Wellness Fair
Jonah: If it was up to you, we'd still be living in the Stone Ages.
Glenn: Oh, really? Well, if it was up to you, they'd be selling abortions from vending machines.
Amy: Guys, guys, guys, maybe let's not have this conversation out here on the floor.
Glenn: Jonah, you have no idea the toll that an abortion takes on a woman's body.
Jonah: Oh, and childbirth is so easy.
Glenn: Well, at least it's n...
Amy: Okay, ah, pretty sure neither one of you guys...
Jonah: You know what, Glenn? This is what a feminist looks like.
Glenn: I'm a feminist! I'm a big flaming feminist.
Amy: [claps] And that is our skit on the abortion debate. We hope you enjoyed it.
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Cheyenne: I love medicine. I watch all those shows. "I need 10ccs, stat." "Prep the incubation tray." "I can't have sex with you. [whimpers] I'm an intern."
Garrett: Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.
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Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, today is Cloud 9's Wellness Fair, where we're offering vision tests, blood pressure screenings, and tips on living your best, healthiest life. Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap?
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Seriously? This is your reaction? Jeff is cheating on Sandra with Mateo. What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her? Do I confront him?
Garrett: Okay, here's what you do. Nothing.
Amy: What? Come on.
Garrett: Look, you don't know the situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it, you're getting bit in half while you're sitting on the toilet.
Cheyenne: It's true, Amy. That's what happens.