Glenn Quote #212
Quote from Glenn in Wellness Fair
Jonah: Hey, Glenn, you want a little help with that? Those things can be tricky.
Glenn: It's okay, I know how to ride a bike. I've been doing it since I was 19.
Jonah: Oh, all right. Yeah, you know what, I... these things are ridiculous. How 'bout I just help ya maybe adjust some of the...
Glenn: You know what? Why don't you just adjust your mouth to closed? Okay, buddy? I mean, what are you? The president of bikes?
Jonah: You... are you okay? Glenn? Are you okay? Glenn?
Glenn: [strained] I'm okay.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: I love medicine. I watch all those shows. "I need 10ccs, stat." "Prep the incubation tray." "I can't have sex with you. [whimpers] I'm an intern."
Garrett: Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.
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Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, today is Cloud 9's Wellness Fair, where we're offering vision tests, blood pressure screenings, and tips on living your best, healthiest life. Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap?
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Seriously? This is your reaction? Jeff is cheating on Sandra with Mateo. What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her? Do I confront him?
Garrett: Okay, here's what you do. Nothing.
Amy: What? Come on.
Garrett: Look, you don't know the situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it, you're getting bit in half while you're sitting on the toilet.
Cheyenne: It's true, Amy. That's what happens.