Garrett Quote #172
Quote from Garrett in Valentine's Day
Garrett: What's wrong with him?
Cheyenne: Well, it's because of a reason that I... I can't tell you.
Garrett: Hmm, I actually don't care, so...
Cheyenne: Mateo's the one dating Jeff, okay? And Sandra is just making it up to get attention.
Garrett: So Sandra has a fake boyfriend, she sent herself flowers, and Mateo is dating Jeff?
Cheyenne: Yeah.
Garrett: This a quality Tuesday.
Superstore Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers. It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air, along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores, so pick up a Supercloud air purifier and convince yourself it's making a difference, which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan.
Quote from Myrtle
Amy: Hi, Myrtle. Look, I just... I want to say I'm sorry. I was totally out of line.
Myrtle: He was saying such filth, how much he liked my sweater.
Amy: Oh, well, is that really that bad?
Myrtle: He meant he liked what's under my sweater.
Amy: Okay, maybe, but maybe... I don't know... it is possible that you misunderstood what he said or...
Myrtle: Oh, blame the victim. She's blaming the victim!
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, I see. It's wrong when I try to do matchmaking, but you get to whip out the fangs, huh?
Amy: What fangs?
Glenn: Cupid's fangs.
Amy: Glenn, again, an arrow.