Glenn Quote #195
Quote from Glenn in Valentine's Day
Man: [on phone] So Myrtle has filed sexual harassment complaints against Arthur as well as the two of you.
Amy: That's crazy. We didn't harass her.
Man: [on phone] She's alleging that you used your positions of authority to force her to work with an employee in hopes of engaging in a physical relationship with him. And she also claims you broke into her locker. Now, what's your side of the story?
Amy: Um, factually similar.
Glenn: Yeah, but you can prove anything with facts. I mean, Darwin...
Man: [on phone] She goes on to say that he made lewd and profane comments.
Amy: Arthur? He's so sweet.
Glenn: We had no idea what he was saying to her. The security cameras don't have sound.
Man: [on phone] I'm sorry, are you saying that you were spying on them as well?
Glenn: No, spying makes it sound like we were trying to get information. We were just watching them for our own pleasure.
Amy: Stop talking, Glenn.
Superstore Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers. It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air, along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores, so pick up a Supercloud air purifier and convince yourself it's making a difference, which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan.
Quote from Myrtle
Amy: Hi, Myrtle. Look, I just... I want to say I'm sorry. I was totally out of line.
Myrtle: He was saying such filth, how much he liked my sweater.
Amy: Oh, well, is that really that bad?
Myrtle: He meant he liked what's under my sweater.
Amy: Okay, maybe, but maybe... I don't know... it is possible that you misunderstood what he said or...
Myrtle: Oh, blame the victim. She's blaming the victim!
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, I see. It's wrong when I try to do matchmaking, but you get to whip out the fangs, huh?
Amy: What fangs?
Glenn: Cupid's fangs.
Amy: Glenn, again, an arrow.