Myrtle Quote #7
Quote from Myrtle in Valentine's Day
Arthur: Myrtle, I'm so sorry. It was wrong to harass you, and if you want, I will quit right now.
Amy: No, no, no.
Myrtle: Yes, quit.
Amy: Arthur is a lovely guy. He was just trying to compliment you.
Arthur: That's all it is! I like your sweater, and I think you're pretty.
All: Ohh.
Arthur: And I love how your sweater cleaves tight against your breasts.
Amy: Arthur, no.
Marcus: Gross, dude. She's, like, 100.
Jeff: Okay, this is actually making things worse.
Superstore Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers. It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air, along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores, so pick up a Supercloud air purifier and convince yourself it's making a difference, which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan.
Quote from Myrtle
Amy: Hi, Myrtle. Look, I just... I want to say I'm sorry. I was totally out of line.
Myrtle: He was saying such filth, how much he liked my sweater.
Amy: Oh, well, is that really that bad?
Myrtle: He meant he liked what's under my sweater.
Amy: Okay, maybe, but maybe... I don't know... it is possible that you misunderstood what he said or...
Myrtle: Oh, blame the victim. She's blaming the victim!
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, I see. It's wrong when I try to do matchmaking, but you get to whip out the fangs, huh?
Amy: What fangs?
Glenn: Cupid's fangs.
Amy: Glenn, again, an arrow.