Dina Quote #148
Quote from Dina in Black Friday
Amy: Oh, and then we just need Herman to cover everything.
Dina: Herman hasn't worked here in six months.
Amy: Fine, then, you know what? I don't know how to make this work.
Mateo: If it makes you feel any better, this is probably all your fault. That stuffing you made tasted like burnt hair.
Amy: My stuffing is not what made us sick. If anything, it was probably Dina's weird tofu turkey thing.
Dina: You know what's weird? Eating the flesh off of a bird's bones, you savage.
Superstore Quotes
‘Black Friday’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [sighs] All right. Let me just finish this announcement.
Dina: Fine, but the second you're done, I want you on register three.
Garrett: The second I'm done. [over PA] You can also view thousands of movies on the Halo Fog. I will now list some of the movies that are probably on there. Mrs. Doubtfire, Silence of the Lambs, that one where Nicolas Cage switches faces and says he's gonna eat a peach for hours... Ooh, Forrest Gump. That's a good movie.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Hey, I need you to work the register while Tim's in the bathroom.
Garrett: Nah, I don't do registers.
Dina: Look, I know that it's really the hip thing for you millennials to not give a crap...
Garrett: That's not true, and we're the same age, but please, go on.
Dina: It's all hands on deck, so quit your Myspacing and get on the register. That's an order.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Apparently Black Friday has begun. From all of us here at Cloud 9, have a great Purge.