Dina Quote #139

Quote from Dina in Election Day

Glenn: Okay. We're just gonna have to face the music and tell Syd.
Dina: We tampered with an election. Do you know how serious that is?
Glenn: It was a goof-up!
Dina: We have to cover our tracks. We've got to come up with an alibi for what we've been doing all day.
Glenn: Okay, uh... We were in my office. And we were working.
Dina: Too vague. The more specific the lie, the more believable it is. Okay, we were in your office because you were telling me about the affair you've been having with your dental hygienist. She likes when you dance for her.
Glenn: I do not want to be having an affair!
Dina: Do you want to go to jail?
Glenn: No!
Dina: Then you've been dancing for Shelley!

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 ‘Election Day’ Quotes

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not 18 yet. You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, Election Day is here, and we're offering up big discounts on all American-made products. So that's 40% off your generic medications, inferior electronics, and cheese curls.