Dina Quote #133
Quote from Dina in Election Day
Dina: You know what I just realized? There's, like, 50 ballots here. That could change the outcome of a close election, and Missouri's a swing state, so we could be changing the course of history.
Glenn: You think so?
Dina: Sure. Think about it. Right now, you and I could be setting into effect a chain of events that could cause the colonization of Mars or World War III and billions of innocent deaths. [chuckles] You know, it's funny, I try so hard to keep God out of the workplace, and yet, here I am, in the workplace, and I am God.
Superstore Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not 18 yet. You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, Election Day is here, and we're offering up big discounts on all American-made products. So that's 40% off your generic medications, inferior electronics, and cheese curls.