Glenn Quote #628
Quote from Glenn in California (Part 1)
Glenn: Sandra, this is Tony, one of my original foster kids, but the family he's living with is moving to Canada, you know, and Jerusha and I have our hands so full with Rose. Anyway, you were saying how you and Jerry wanted to adopt a child, so...
Garrett: So she should adopt this gentleman?
Sandra: Um... Wow. Thank you, but...
Glenn: Okay, look, I know you weren't planning on adopting right away, but Tony is such an incredible kid. He's a straight-A student, captain of the baseball team, and he makes an amazing grilled cheese sandwich.
Tony: I butter both sides of the bread.
Glenn: Oh, so good.
Sandra: Well, I just don't know if...
Glenn: Okay, look, you don't have to decide right now, but tell you what, why don't we all have lunch and see if any sparks fly, huh?
Sandra: Okay.
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‘California (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Jonah: Yeah, I will, although I'll have to check with Amy because I'm not sure the new shipment came in last night.
Dina: Well, Amy is at the eye doctor.
Jonah: Yeah, I know. I mean when she gets back.
Dina: From the eye doctor.
Jonah: Yep.
Dina: 'Cause that's where she is.
Jonah: Mm-hmm.
Dina: They're checking her out for a dead spot.
Jonah: What?
Dina: Yeah. Right eye, 10 degrees off center, about the size of a baseball, she said.
Jonah: Wow, that's a lot of detail.
Dina: It is, and I bet you're wondering why she hasn't mentioned it. It's because she doesn't want you to worry.
Jonah: Uh-huh.
Dina: Yeah. You know, because if the dead spot gets worse, and let's be honest, it will, you're gonna be the person taking care of her. Feeding, bathing, describing the ocean. Anyway, it's gonna be beautiful. Like a Nicholas Sparks novel. I'm excited about that for you.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Could you restock the Icelandic yogurt when you get a chance? Apparently, every country in Europe gets a shot now.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Hey, Mateo, can I ask you something and promise not to freak out?
Mateo: No.
Cheyenne: Uh-huh. Okay, so if 500 people bought tickets to my party, how many do you think will actually show up? Probably, like, 30, right?
Mateo: You sold 500 tickets?
Cheyenne: My friend Chloe reposted it, so it really took off in the foot fetish community.