Jonah: You have nothing to be nervous about. My parents think you're great and I'm sure Josh will too.
Glenn: Which brother is Josh again? I can't keep track of them all.
Jonah: I only have two.
Glenn: Really? It feels like you grew up talking over a large group.

Amy: Wait, isn't Josh the one who threw that big party in high school and then framed your housekeeper for it?
Mateo: Big mistake. Anger the head maid, the whole downstairs can turn on you.
Jonah: One floor, one housekeeper.
Dina: My advice: don't get lost in the siblings. It's the parents you want to impress if you're gonna inherit all those servants.
Jonah: Zero. Zero servants.
Amy: One would've been nice.

Cheyenne: A gecko?
Mateo: Yes. It was just sitting on her shoulder like a parrot... look.
Cheyenne: I swear, we get the weirdest customers at this store. I just helped a dad with three kids on leashes.
Garrett: Were they triplets? Or just three kids? 'Cause in the world of customer weirdness, I'd put reptiles up here and children in restraints down here. But if we're talking multiples, now I'm gonna need a photo.
Cheyenne: Oh, okay. Let me see if he's still untangling them in housewares.
Garrett: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Wow, you've thought about this a lot.
Garrett: Yeah, well, in customer service, you can get all kinds. Yesterday, a lady came in and complained about a sandwich that she made at home.
Mateo: Okay, hot nun, face tattoo, stilettos and sweats.
Garrett: Nun, tattoo, stilettos and sweats.
Mateo: I just love the way your mind words.