Jonah Quote #486
Quote from Jonah in Zephra Cares
Judy: I got you this. This is a map of the night stars over St. Louis where we met.
Jonah: That's... Ah, wow, that is so... useful to anyone in St. Louis, really.
Judy: I just... I just... Oh, you just make me feel so electric since you started flirting with me.
Jonah: I mean, that... that is just... [Judy giggles] No, no, no, no. Sorry. I'm so sorry, Judy. I just... this... I think there was a misunderstanding.
Judy: Oh.
Jonah: I was only being friendly. I was definitely not flirting. I- I- I guess I felt that that was understood because we're... obviously! I mean, not obvious, 'cause you know, you're gorgeous, really, for your cohort.
Sandra: He was just doing it for charity. So you'd round up.
Judy: Oh, oh... Oh, you did this... you did this to me for 57 cents? Oh, I feel so stupid.
Jonah: No.
Judy: Oh, my God, is this what catfishing is?
Jonah: No, no, no, no, it's not.
Sandra: Catfishing is...
Jonah: No, not the time.
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‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
Quote from Garrett
Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.