Garrett Quote #428
Quote from Garrett in Cereal Bar
Glenn: You can't tell your problems to Glenn the floor supervisor, so he clocked out. Now Glenn the friend is here, and you can tell him everything.
Garrett: Well, you know, if you must know, everything is just making me wanna cry. It's... every time I see kids.
Glenn: Mm-hmm.
Garrett: Or adults purchasing items.
Glenn: Mm.
Garrett: Just everything here at work.
Glenn: Well, sounds like you got a lot going on, but don't worry, I have a solution.
Garrett: Is it signing the mental distress forms?
Glenn: No, it is not. It's better.
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Quote from Glenn
Glenn: The storm shelter is just a great place to get things off your chest. Whenever I have troubles, I come down here and I shout 'em out.
Garrett: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Glenn: Here, watch me. [shouts] Why did I have a baby so late in life? [talks] You know, stuff like that.
Garrett: You know, I think I understand what you're saying, but maybe I could use some more examples.
Glenn: Okay, um... Diabetes stinks! I think I voted wrong! I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much! It's unprofessional!
Garrett: Still not getting it.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, I like this game. Is it bigger than a dog?
Sayid: It's clearly bigger than a dog.
Cheyenne: You don't know what dog I'm thinking of.
Quote from Glenn
Amy: Good morning, Store 1217. We have a very exciting surprise today. Zephra has sent us a little break room upgrade just to say "Welcome to the Z-Fam." They asked me to say it that way, and I'm happy to.
Glenn: Okay, let me guess. Ah... It's a pipe organ. Oh, my gosh, I can call Judy from the church and she'll give us lessons, though you have to practice 'cause otherwise you're just wasting her time.
Amy: Don't need Judy. Not a pipe organ.