Dina Quote #618
Quote from Dina in Sandra's Wedding
Dina: Okay, centerpieces, chairs...
Amy: Hey, Dina. Everything okay?
Dina: Carol's going to do something. I can feel it.
Amy: What? No. Carol's working at the store tonight. She's not even here.
Dina: What if she threw us off the scent by making us think her plan was over at the bachelorette so we'd let down our guard at the wedding? The wedding that she helped design? Huh? [chuckles] If Sandra makes it through today without being decapitated, it will be a miracle.
Amy: Dina, it does seem like there's a lot that still needs to get done. Isn't that kind of your job?
Dina: My job is keeping the bride safe. I need to find a sewer map.
Superstore Quotes
‘Sandra's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Sandra: You guys are the best. I love you all.
All: Aw...
Carol: Wait! Don't eat that. They're filled with laxatives.
Dina: What? Why? I mean, I get that some of you may have that problem. For the record, I do not. My doctor is begging me to eat less fiber. I won't do it.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So, uh, one story that comes to mind when I think of Jerry is Jerry and I went to... A rodeo. Yeah, yeah, it's funny, because we're in a cowboy restaurant, but I would've told this story either way. Um, so we're at the rodeo, right? And we're watching these guys ride the bucking broncos. And Jerry leans over to me and says... "I can do that." [laughter]
Sandra: Really?
Jerry: [laughs]
Garrett: It was so sad. So sad.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So we're flying, okay? We're doing 80 down the freeway, and the mob guys are chasing us 'cause they had money on the rodeo, all right? And I lean over to Jerry. I go, "Jerry, what are you getting me into here?" And Jerry, calm as a cucumber, looks at me, tips down his sunglasses, and goes, "Welcome to my life." [laughter]
Sandra: "Welcome to my life"!
Garrett: So, Sandra, welcome to Jerry's life. Let's all raise a glass to many more adventures. Congratulations.
All: Cheers.
Sandra: When did you get sunglasses?
Jerry: I guess at a rodeo.