Dina Quote #603
Dina: It's not a wig. Even though we want it to be a wig, that's pure Carol.
Garrett: Oh, no, uh, actually, I got roped in to telling Carol that she's not invited to Sandra's wedding.
Dina: Of course she isn't. She's still into Jerry.
Garrett: You know, maybe breaking the news to Carol is more of a maid of honor kind of thing?
Dina: Sure, I'm great at delivering bad news. I would've crushed it as a doctor. "It's terminal!" See? Informational, professional, brief. [shouts] Hey, Carol, you're not invited to Sandra's wedding!
Garrett: I think it just might be awkward, 'cause of your history with Jerry.
Carol: Oh, that. That's all in the past. Sandra and I are besties now. There's no way I'm missing that wedding. I'd rather die.
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Jonah: It wasn't why I was doing it, but I really tapped into something here. These guys are really freaked out about the acquisition.
Amy: Yeah, everybody's freaked out. It's a freaky time. Just tell 'em to take it down and get back to work.
Jonah: Ah, but that'd kinda just be like a Band-Aid, wouldn't it?
Amy: Yeah, Band-Aids heal things. Why does everybody hate Band-Aids?
Quote from Dina
Dina: Ah, it's great. T-shirt activism. Anytime we cash in on a cause, it always means cha-ching, cha-ching. That's a cash register.
Jonah: Yeah, maybe it's a little calculated, but it's... It's promoting gender equality. That's... That's a good thing.
Dina: Well, let's take a look. Yup, $12.99. The similar style in the men's department: $7.99.
Jonah: Well, the... glitter's probably pretty expensive.
Dina: Oh, wake up, Jonah, this is the pink tax in action. Women have to pay more for clothes, razors, deodorant... I mean, that's why I use dog shampoo. 'Cause I know the truth. But I mean, this is great. We're gonna sell a ton of these. You should be very proud of yourself.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Okay, I've heard what you all are saying, um, but as a father of a daughter...
Garrett: Listen up, ladies, father of a daughter talking.
Glenn: Thank you. Of course I want the world to be better for Rose, but I want it to stay the same for me. Is that too much to ask?
Earl: That's all I want.
Dina: Yes, that's the problem.