Amy Quote #529

Quote from Amy in Shoplifter Rehab

Maya: Oh, it looks like you swapped out those scanners that were causing hand cancer.
Amy: Yes.
Maya: Uh, no disciplinary write-ups in the last quarter.
Amy: Yeah. No... no... no need. Good.
Cheyenne: [on the phone] I don't know where your nice flip-flops are, Bo. Just wear anything.
Amy: Excuse me just one second.
Maya: Uh-huh.
Amy: Cheyenne, you know we're not supposed to be on personal phone calls on the floor.
Cheyenne: Just one second. You can't just blow it off. You have to get here. Take a bath with the dogs later. My husband's being such a b-munch right now.
Amy: Okay, well, just because he's being a b-munch, doesn't mean that's a good enough reason to not be working.
Cheyenne: Totally. Bye, Bo.
Amy: Honestly, this never happens.
Maya: Well, it's hard to police phone stuff.
Amy: Well, not for me, it isn't. Attention employees. Uh, listen up. Just a reminder that this couch here is not a mobile hot spot. No cell phones, per usual. Don't know why I have to say it again.
Russell: Can whoever is talking keep it down? We're trying to watch news anchor fails and the sound quality's full "garbagio."
Amy: She did put her phone away.

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 ‘Shoplifter Rehab’ Quotes

Quote from Amy

Jonah: I oversold it, didn't I? I always do that. I should have just said, "It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it."
Amy: It just made me uncomfortable. I already have enough trouble as a working mom. I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?
Garrett: Wow, big step. I'm surprised you weren't worried about ruining your personalized recommendations.
Jonah: Oh, good God.

Quote from Amy

Maya: Also, did you know that your pug-a-day calendar is a week ahead?
Amy: Yeah, I get curious.