Amy Quote #536

Quote from Amy in Shoplifter Rehab

Maya: And I was like, "I don't care. Write me up." I am not doing a Latin accent to sell some queso.
Amy: Oh, my God, that happened to me, but with salsa. [Maya laughs] We have so much in common.
Maya: I like you, Amy. Hell, that's why I stuck around another day. You know, I just wanna make sure that you're being... careful.
Amy: Uh, what do you mean?
Maya: I know about your branch's history with unionizing.
Amy: [clears throat] Mm-hmm.
Maya: And in my experience, these things never go away.
Amy: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Maya: I mean, I'm not saying that you're caught up in all of this, but if Corporate even thinks that you're helping the union, you will be throwing away your future with them.
Amy: My... my future with Corporate?
Maya: Yes, girl. You are bright. Your numbers are great. Chicago could really use somebody like you.
Amy: Well, I don't know what to say.
Maya: Protect your future, chica. You could be going places. Salud. [they toast]

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Jonah: I oversold it, didn't I? I always do that. I should have just said, "It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it."
Amy: It just made me uncomfortable. I already have enough trouble as a working mom. I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?
Garrett: Wow, big step. I'm surprised you weren't worried about ruining your personalized recommendations.
Jonah: Oh, good God.

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Maya: Also, did you know that your pug-a-day calendar is a week ahead?
Amy: Yeah, I get curious.