Glenn Quote #545
Quote from Glenn in Sandra's Fight
Garrett: So, how's baby Rose doing? Any new teeth coming in?
Glenn: Why, so you can pluck them out with your pliers? Stay away from my daughter.
Garrett: Come on. Look, I do one bad thing? That doesn't negate all the good things I've done in my life.
Glenn: Name one good thing that you've done.
Garrett: I don't know. A lot of stuff. I mean, how do you define "good"? What's a good thing you've done?
Glenn: I donated one of my kidneys to a total stranger.
Garrett: Okay, yeah. All right. Well, sure. That's good. I mean you did that, like, anonymously?
Glenn: Of course, anonymously. Good people don't need credit when they do good things.
Garrett: Well... Me too. I've done a lot of anonymous stuff too.
Glenn: Yeah, right. [off Garrett's look] Have you?
Garrett: Shh.
Glenn: You little devil. [Garrett rolls away] [dials phone] Jerusha, I told the kidney lie again.
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Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Amy, could I say a few words?
Amy: Um, okay.
Sandra: [stands up] Screw management!
Amy: Okay.
Sandra: Once we clock out Amy can't make us do a damn thing. If you see a loose cart in the parking lot, you can kick it over or shove it into traffic.
Jonah: Seems like just as much work?
Sandra: Also, managers can't give us polygraph tests.
Amy: I wasn't planning on giving anyone a polygraph test.
Sandra: Well, good. 'Cause we ain't taking one, Amy.
Cheyenne: Mm-hmm.
Sandra: Stay strong, people.
Marcus: Whoo! [claps]
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: We have a right to healthy air quality and adequate airflow. Do you feel any airflow? 'Cause I don't feel any airflow.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Rise up. Stand up for your rights. Power to the people. Cute top!
Amy: Hey, Sandra. Um, handing out some flyers?
Sandra: Yeah, do you want one?
Jonah: Sandra says "no" to hate and "yes" to freedom. Seems uncontroversial.
Sandra: I'm not a hero.