Garrett Quote #363

Quote from Garrett in Salary

Garrett: [over PA] "Section 5, paragraph K) Salary. Employee shall be paid at the rate of $109,000 annually." Not sure why Amy wants you all to know she makes 109K, but, uh, good for her. "Section 6) Nondisclosure Agreement." I fear that ship has sailed.

Rate

 ‘Salary’ Quotes

Quote from Marcus

Marcus: I don't know how I'm gonna pay back Corporate. I'm broke.
Jonah: How? You live with your mother. Your car doesn't have any doors. And you've been making $134,000 every year for the last six years. Where does all the money go?
Marcus: I don't know. I get the guacamole from Chipotle every time.

Quote from Marcus

Jonah: How much do you make?
Marcus: Same thing we all make: $134,000 a year. [all clamoring]
Garrett: How do you make that much a year?
Marcus: 52 weeks times 30 hours a week times minimum wage 86 bucks an hour.
Dina: No, no, no, no. Minimum wage is $8.60 an hour.
Glenn: [gasp] I must have missed a decimal point.
Jonah: So no part of you thought to question why you were making $86 an hour to work retail?
Marcus: I thought that's what we all made. [all sigh] How do you guys live on under $134,000 a year?

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: Who would you pick?
Cheyenne: Okay, if I had to pick someone here, it would probably be... [off Mateo's look] Actually, you would be good for it.
Mateo: I know. That's what everyone is saying. But I don't think Amy sees me as a leader. In her eyes, I'd always be the wide-eyed ingenue new to the city, naive but hopeful, someone who can eat whatever he wants and never put on any weight.