Garrett Quote #724
Quote from Garrett in Costume Competition
Garrett: [on the phone] Okay, the problem is the same song keeps playing every ten minutes. Same song, all day long.
Man: Well, I doubt any customers are sticking around all day.
Garrett: Yeah, but I am. I'm here all day long. All day long, same song. It's starting to become a little much.
Man: Oh, if this is about employee satisfaction, I can transfer you over to-
Garrett: No, do not transfer me. I have been transferred to six different departments in four different countries. I don't understand why it takes an international coalition to control a playlist. Which is something that I have been doing for ten years with no problems. Nobody got hurt, then all of a sudden you guys takeover and it's "Halloween Surfboard." "Halloween Surfboard." It's just stupid!
Man: Please hold.
["Halloween Surfboard" plays on the line]
Superstore Quotes
‘Costume Competition’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Woman: [on the phone] I'm sorry, the company doesn't consider pregnancy a disability.
Amy: No, I'm not asking for disability. I just need to reduce my hours because my doctor says I have to stay off my feet.
Glenn: Yeah, her feet are really swollen. You know when you open a can of Pillsbury crescent rolls and the dough just kind of bursts through? Well, it's like that only with feet and toes.
Quote from Dina
Dina: What the hell was that?
Garrett: This same song keeps playing over and over again, and it's starting to drive me crazy.
Dina: Oh, I like hearing the same song. You always know what you're getting, no surprises. My workout mix is just 12 tracks of Billy Joel's "For the Longest Time." Well, that's on leg days. On arm days it's "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant."
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, I do not have an announcement, but as long as I am talking I am not listening, so just gotta keep talking. Uh, save 30% off roach gel. Stop roaches in their tracks. Except you can never really stop them, can you? They'll just keep coming and coming, invading your mind in an endless loop. [imitating child] Are we there yet, Daddy? [As Dad] Sorry, son, the hell ride, it lasts forever. It's buy one, get one free on peas.