Dina Quote #400
Quote from Dina in Toxic Workplace
Cheyenne: I got a map and marked down where everyone lived, and then I used logistics to figure out the most efficient carpools.
Dina: Wow. You really put a lot of effort into this.
Cheyenne: Yeah, I haven't sold, like, anything today. Like, nothing.
Dina: A few thoughts: you've got Mark riding with Terrence. They hate each other. Sarah and Rob are going through a divorce. Sarah had that secret family. So did Rob. Um, see this line between Heather and Cody? That's a river. So how are they carpooling? Submarine?
Cheyenne: Yeah.
Dina: Herman's riding with Rico, but Rico's got BO, and Herman's dead. You can't put Phil with anyone Korean. He's not racist. He's too into it. And I wouldn't ride with Elias even if you promised to murder my entire family. But, uh, other than those, nice work.
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Quote from Dina
Jonah: Oh, great, working next to Amy. I can't wait to be scowled at.
Dina: No! You do not talk to my best friend that way.
Amy: No, Dina-
Dina: Butt out, Amy. Listen to me, you rejected American Girl doll. You think you're so great? Your boyish good looks aren't gonna age well. You're hitting a wall, pretty boy, at a hundred miles an hour. Yeah, you can already see it. The crow's feet, receding hairline, hunchback. To think I used to masturbate to you.
Amy: Oh.
Dina: Multiple times a day.
Quote from Dina
Glenn: It must be my fault. It's like they say, the fish rots from the head.
Dina: What are you talking about?
Glenn: It's the expression. Fish rots from the head.
Dina: I've never heard of that. Why would it rot from the head first? It would all rot simultaneously.
Glenn: The point is, if things are toxic here, it's my job to fix it.
Dina: If anything, the guts would rot first, they're full of feces. Where are you getting this head thing? I mean, whoever told you that was not an ichthyologist.
Glenn: I don't care how a fish rots.
Dina: Well, I don't care for you spreading lies about fish.
Glenn: How is that a lie?
Quote from Janet
Cheyenne: For each day of the week, each route has three variations one primary and two alternates based on shifts and road closures. Now, if you're that week's ride captain, it's your responsibility to delegate and sub-delegate-
Janet: I'm sorry, I don't want to carpool.
Cheyenne: Well, why wouldn't you-
Janet: My drive is my only "me time". And I don't want to clean my car.