Glenn Quote #96
Cheyenne: Glenn, if it's okay, I might just be, like, ten minutes late tomorrow.
Amy: Cheyenne, you are not coming to work tomorrow.
Cheyenne: I need the money, and they said I would mostly be done bleeding by then.
Glenn: But you should be with the baby, though.
Cheyenne: It's okay. My mom can watch her. I'm gonna leave her with some of my clothes, so she can start to learn my smell.
Glenn: [sees Steve] Cheyenne, this is unacceptable. You've distracted us from our work. You've left your insides all over the floor, and now you've brought your child to work.
Amy: Glenn, what are you...
Glenn: No, no, no. I mean it. You're suspended. For four weeks. With pay.
Cheyenne: Oh, but I... But?
Glenn: You want to make it six weeks? Okay, fine. Bam. Six weeks. Paid suspension. You want to keep going, Missy? Hmm?
Cheyenne: No, I'm good.
Glenn: Good.
Superstore Quotes
‘Labor’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. Is there a doctor in the... Who am I kidding? This is Cloud 9. Anybody here watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy? Maybe Nurse Jackie? Not The Knick.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Am I looking weak to you?
Garrett: "Hey, Garrett, how was your day?" That's how normal people start a conversation.
Dina: When I was management, I had power. Why did I give that up? We were number one in shrink reduction and last in employee satisfaction. I did that. Now the world just seems dull or something.
Quote from Jonah
Amy: You're not gonna have the baby in the store. You have plenty of time, Chey.
Jonah: And it could be false labor. You know? That's called a Braxton Hicks contraction.
Amy: This baby is not gonna be born in Cloud 9.
Jonah: Maybe it's Braxton Hicks.
Amy: Okay, we get it. You know the term Braxton Hicks. We're all very impressed.