Amy Quote #70
Jeremy: [on phone] Hi there, Amy. This is Jeremy, vice president of employee relations.
Amy: Hi. I don't know exactly...
Jeff: Do me a solid and hang tight for one second, Aim.
Jonah: What's happening?
Amy: I don't know.
Woman: Please hold for Greg.
Amy: Who's Greg? Why are we getting Greg?
Greg: Go for Greg.
Jeremy: Hey, it's Jeremy. I've got Rebecca from legal and Amy from Store 1217, where we've got that union problem.
Jonah: Oh, no!
Amy: No. No. We were talking about maternity leave and somebody very annoying mentioned the word "union."
Greg: Whoa, let's just all calm down, take a breath, step back from the ledge.
Jonah: No, no, no, no.
Amy: No, there's no ledge. Nobody's talking about unions.
Jonah: No way.
Amy: And nobody's going on strike.
Greg: Please hold. [soft jazz music]
Howard: Yeah, hi. Okay, you've got Howard, Sue, Cheryl, Keith, Guillermo...
Jonah: That's so many people.
Howard: Renee, and Alan here.
All: Hello.
Jonah: Hi.
Amy: Hi.
Howard: Okay, hang tight down there, 1217. We're sending someone down to you first thing tomorrow morning.
Amy: No.
Howard: Good stuff?
Jonah: No, no, no, no, wait, wait.
Amy: You don't have to do that.
All: Bye.
Superstore Quotes
‘Labor’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. Is there a doctor in the... Who am I kidding? This is Cloud 9. Anybody here watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy? Maybe Nurse Jackie? Not The Knick.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Am I looking weak to you?
Garrett: "Hey, Garrett, how was your day?" That's how normal people start a conversation.
Dina: When I was management, I had power. Why did I give that up? We were number one in shrink reduction and last in employee satisfaction. I did that. Now the world just seems dull or something.
Quote from Jonah
Amy: You're not gonna have the baby in the store. You have plenty of time, Chey.
Jonah: And it could be false labor. You know? That's called a Braxton Hicks contraction.
Amy: This baby is not gonna be born in Cloud 9.
Jonah: Maybe it's Braxton Hicks.
Amy: Okay, we get it. You know the term Braxton Hicks. We're all very impressed.