Glenn Quote #93
Steve: Now we're going to do a little role-playing exercise, and I've roped in your manager, Glenn, here to help me out. Um, okay. Thank you. You're gonna play a union organizer, and you're gonna try to get me to sign this union card. Okay?
Glenn: Sure. All right. Hi, hello. My name's Steve, and the union...
Steve: Okay. You know what? You're doing great. But my name is Steve, so that might be a little confusing for everyone. So maybe pick another name.
Glenn: Okay, sure. Sorry. I'm just a little nervous.
Steve: You're doing great.
Glenn: All right. Um, hi. My name's... Steve.
Steve: All right. I'm gonna be the Steve in this scene, right? So...
Glenn: All right, all right. You're Steve. Okay. Sorry, misunderstanding.
Steve: You're doing great.
Glenn: Okay. All right. Hello there, Steve. My name's... Steve.
Steve: Literally, you know what? Any other name in the entire universe?
Glenn: [long pause] Steve.
Steve: Okay, you know what? Let's give Glenn a round of applause. You did great. No worries.
Superstore Quotes
‘Labor’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. Is there a doctor in the... Who am I kidding? This is Cloud 9. Anybody here watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy? Maybe Nurse Jackie? Not The Knick.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Am I looking weak to you?
Garrett: "Hey, Garrett, how was your day?" That's how normal people start a conversation.
Dina: When I was management, I had power. Why did I give that up? We were number one in shrink reduction and last in employee satisfaction. I did that. Now the world just seems dull or something.
Quote from Jonah
Amy: You're not gonna have the baby in the store. You have plenty of time, Chey.
Jonah: And it could be false labor. You know? That's called a Braxton Hicks contraction.
Amy: This baby is not gonna be born in Cloud 9.
Jonah: Maybe it's Braxton Hicks.
Amy: Okay, we get it. You know the term Braxton Hicks. We're all very impressed.