Jonah Quote #61
Quote from Jonah in Wedding Day Sale
Amy: I'm just saying that I wish somebody had warned me not to spend so much money on a wedding.
Jonah: I'm telling you. People do not like to be told how to spend their money.
Amy: Really? So does that mean you'll stop telling me to call your "Dad's friend?"
Jonah: That's about making you money, and if you saw the charts that he showed me...
Amy: Oh, yeah. The charts.
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‘Wedding Day Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: If you're hungry, that can of beans is up for grabs, but not this one.
Amy: I'm good. Do you mind if I turn on the... where's your radio?
Dina: Oh, I special ordered my truck without one. Yeah, it costs a little extra, but it makes the vehicle less appealing to thieves 'cause no one wants a truck without a radio. Name a song, though. I'll sing it for you.
Amy: That's okay.
Dina: No, no, go ahead. I got a photographic memory for music.
Amy: Okay, um... "Single Ladies."
Dina: Not familiar with that one.
Amy: "Uptown Funk."
Dina: Don't know it.
Amy: "Dancing Queen."
Dina: Nope.
Amy: "Thriller?" Michael Jackson?
Dina: You can't name a song by some guy you went to middle school with. It has to be popular. [sings] Oh Danny boy The pipes the pipes are calling
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: Does this make sense to anyone else? White dress, $30. White wedding dress, $200. Is there cocaine in this or something?
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: Wow. That sounds like an expensive celebration you're planning.
Cheyenne: It's about 500 people. I wanted to invite more, but I couldn't afford any more stamps.