Mateo Quote #20

Quote from Mateo in Wedding Day Sale

Glenn: [to Mateo] Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Don't use that one. It's icky. God doesn't make mistakes very often, but when he does, you have to throw them right in the trash.
Mateo: Oh.

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 ‘Wedding Day Sale’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Dina: If you're hungry, that can of beans is up for grabs, but not this one.
Amy: I'm good. Do you mind if I turn on the... where's your radio?
Dina: Oh, I special ordered my truck without one. Yeah, it costs a little extra, but it makes the vehicle less appealing to thieves 'cause no one wants a truck without a radio. Name a song, though. I'll sing it for you.
Amy: That's okay.
Dina: No, no, go ahead. I got a photographic memory for music.
Amy: Okay, um... "Single Ladies."
Dina: Not familiar with that one.
Amy: "Uptown Funk."
Dina: Don't know it.
Amy: "Dancing Queen."
Dina: Nope.
Amy: "Thriller?" Michael Jackson?
Dina: You can't name a song by some guy you went to middle school with. It has to be popular. [sings] Oh Danny boy The pipes the pipes are calling

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: Does this make sense to anyone else? White dress, $30. White wedding dress, $200. Is there cocaine in this or something?

Quote from Cheyenne

Amy: Wow. That sounds like an expensive celebration you're planning.
Cheyenne: It's about 500 people. I wanted to invite more, but I couldn't afford any more stamps.