Dina Quote #17
Dina: Anyway, parenting's just about instincts.
Glenn: Oh, I've got instincts for days, lady. I've got instincts up the w-a-z-o-o.
Dina: Oh, really?
Glenn: Mm-hmm.
Dina: [knocks doll off shelf] That was your baby. She just got a concussion.
Glenn: What? That's not even a real...
Dina: [knocks another doll] Oops. Skull fracture.
Glenn: Okay, there's a difference between... You stop hurting my baby!
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Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.